Anyone who's ever been owned & loved by a dog will see  
 the truth in this:
Dog Logic
 
 
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail  
 instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
 

 
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy 
  licking your face.
-Ben Williams
 
 
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more 
  than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
 
 
The average dog is a nicer person than the  
 average person.
-Andy Rooney
 
 
Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite  
 unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & 
  always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous
 
 
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
 
 
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown
 

 
My dog is worried about the economy because 
 dog food  is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost 
  $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein 
 
 
Women and cats will do as they please,  
 and men and dogs should relax and  
 get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
 
 
If you pick up a starving dog and make him  
 prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the  
 principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
 
 
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our 
  lives whole.
-Roger Caras
 
 
If you think dogs can't count, try putting  
 three dog biscuits in your pocket and  
 then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret