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The 60's
It was a hot Saturday evening
in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He
arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred
in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something
to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she
asked.
"Oh, probably catch a movie, then maybe grab a bite to eat at
the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Really?" Fred asked, eyebrows rose.
"Oh yes," the mother continued. "When she goes out with her
friends, that's all they do!"
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all
night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip!" Fred said as he began thinking
about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty
as a picture wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with
her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
"Have fun, kids!" the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst
into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
"Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen.
"The Twist, Dammit! It's called the Twist! "
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After two Beers |
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After three glasses of Wine |
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After four Kamikazes |
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After two bottles of Wine (shared of course) |
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After a few Margaritas.... |
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Note how the head must be restrained
to prevent it from exploding |
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and, finally, for the Serious Drinker...
After 2 bottles Jack Daniels ... |
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Penni & Roger

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